The List - Part 2

In the interest of building my confidence and increasing my awesome factor, I was issued a challenge by the always wonderful Jorah of Terminally Beautiful* to list some awesome qualities about myself.  For me this serves two purposes:  first, as mentioned before, it will build my confidence.  Secondly, it will help me to realize that every girl who ever rejected me actually missed out on all of the awesome that is me, and so they're really the ones who missed out, and not me.  So, without further ado, here are some things I like about me:

• I have an almost encyclopedic knowledge of The Simpsons (at least the 'classic' era)
• I can make people laugh, sometimes without even saying a word
• I have some damn nice calves
• I wear glasses, but I'm not a hipster
• I am an animal on the dance floor
• I know a lot of cool music other people don't know (to reiterate, I am definitely not a hipster)
• If I was in love with someone, I would face the devil himself if it would save them
• I'm always honest, even when the words are hard to say
• I enjoy using long words (like octogenarian), and I usually know what they mean
• I am developing some basic cooking skills
• I do my best to be a gentleman at all times
• I'm a good listener
• It only takes me about two beers to get drunk (which isn't often), so I'm a cheap date  
• I'm not a loud, dirtball prick who doesn't appreciate what he's got
• This blog now has over 5000 pageviews!
• There's one other thing that makes me awesome, but it's sort of top secret.  I'll just let you fill in the blank however you'd like to!    

*Seriously, if you haven't read her blog, go over there and read it now!  I'm not kidding, click that link right now.  Don't worry, I'll still be here when you get back.