Love Letters (Part six in a series)

Dear Team Fortress 2,

I guess this letter is long overdue, so here it is at last!  There are times I worry that I'm spending an unhealthy amount of time with you, but there are things you do for me that nothing else can.  Whether Red or Blue, there is truly nothing else in this world that can replace the satisfaction of a well timed headshot, or burning up an entire room of enemies with my trusty flamethrower.
There are times you can be difficult, or even frustrate me to the point of quitting, but I'm usually back for more before long.  Before I forget, I'd also like to thank you for occasionally bringing girls around to play with/against. Somehow, the idea of being virtually exploded by a woman is kind of appealing to me.
I could probably go on, but I think this picture I found expresses my thoughts pretty well.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some spies to stab!