Lust Letters (Part two in a series)

From:  Kinky
Hey, when me and you last speaking [I think I would have remembered grammar that bad, but go on] you said you wanted to hook up and get laid? [seems legit...]
What's up did I frighten you away?

Pardon me if I am a little forward [a little?] but I am sick of men beating around the bush.
I want having sex [...] and lots of it if you are not the chap for the job
just let me know please and i will look for somebody else [you do that, then]

From:  Son Strickland [that name just makes me think of King of the Hill]

With just as many cuties as dudes you are going to wet your stud.
Sign up at the site now and get your festival of hot slits.
[honestly, what else is there to say here?]

From:  Kinnear [Greg Kinnear's sister, maybe?]

I wonder if you keep in your mind my face! [I keep in my mind my thoughts] It has been a while back in college. [umm...I did a correspondence course, so...]
We used to flirt a little but lost contact after graduation.
I will never forget our incredible dates and uncensored fun! [really, because I totally forgot]
View my profile online to see me today.
I am going to upload some of our ancient photos [oh, way to make me feel old] soon for you to enjoy.
Let me know when you’re online!