For those of you who have just happened upon this and may be slightly alarmed, please check out part one of this series for the explanation. And now, let the strangeness begin!
From: Tyesha Osbert
I feel so sick and tire [I think you mean tired] of everything today.
I am tired of silly assignments and desire to do something wild and piquant [piquant? moi?] online.
You remind me of my hottest passion that is why I want to make a virtual date with you. [like virtual reality in the 90s?]
Watch my account and you will like me, I am certain!
I have scores of recent sexy videos there
counting my mind-blowing birthday party on a nudist beach. [if you're so into me, why was I not invited to this?]
Do not hesitate to write about them and write me. I am online!
From: Syreeta Borland
I am fed up with lying wide awake in my bed sobbing because of my ex boyfriend. And now it is in the past!
I want to have fun and meet someone hot and horny. [well, the sobbing didn't last long, did it?]
Visit my profile – I have just added some new hot videos for you to see.
Write me – two hot adults have so many fascinating topics to discuss! [like paying taxes and voting?]
From: Yvette Howe
I need a man’s shoulder! Have a good day and respond me sooner. [you can probably find one of those on the black market, but I'm no expert]
From: Cheryl
CheerfulЕ slimЕah [random typos...okay]... and nice breast for sure [only one?]... what more can I say about me =)?
Hope to read you soon
[hmm...there's a peculiar amount of white space here. Let's scroll down and see if there's something else here]
Noises from british underneath, nevertheless transmitted by the policeman poor, introduced with virtuous amplitude.
Two or three emperor, your cleaner miss dashwood, understand all the puncture of the intoxicating, but the others immensely strike it kindly. [what in the hell is this? Drug-addled poetry? Some sort of revolutionist's manifesto? A cryptic clue left by a serial killer of some sort? Seriously, if I get another one like this, I may freak out a little. I feel kind of like a character in a Dean Koontz novel now!]
Syreeta and Tyesha? Now they're just making up names. And in the case of the last e-mail, they're just making up...well...everything.
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