Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Lust Letters (part six in a series)

From:  Lynette Amado
Hello, love muscle!
Sultry summer days always make me plan thrilling things. [well, forget that because summer's over, lady!]
Last night I arranged an ice-cream party and invited my college roommates to enjoy.
After a couple of vodka cocktails we were licking ice-cream out of each others' bare skin delicate parts! [and the award for clumsiest description of a vagina goes to...]
I cannot resist sharing the wildest pictures with you!
See my profile to spot me doing dirty things.

From:  Alpha Valeria
Hello, love muscle! [wow, what an original opening line!]
I am a happy girl! I have visited Paris recently!
I am bursting out with feelings and sweet memories.
The streets and cafes were fantastic, but in addition to it I got acquainted with a local photographer
who created the most arousing nude photoset for me on the top of an old building.
It was a thrilling day! I have uploaded the most thrilling snaps, so do not miss your chance to visit my profile and share my emotions in a chat! [that's right, folks.  The nude photoshoot was all a setup for emotional discussion.  Because that's how it works, right?]

From:  Indira Ponce [isn't ponce British slang for dumb people?]
Howdy, guy! As you know I had a dirty dream [right, because I can totally read your thoughts] of going to a nudist area one day.
I love tanned skin but I find tan lines saddening.
Well, it was the most breathtaking experience.
Many men had a confusing hardon [I don't see how this can be confusing in any way] when I took off closes and settled down.
Check out my profile, I have some new thrilling pictures there!
View them and contact me how do you like them!

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