I had a small surprise today when I found out someone had added me to their favourites list on my dating site. Normally, I would be happy, and maybe send them a message, but when I looked at the profile, I got incredibly confused. She looked like a nice girl, although not quite my type. The part that confused me was the profile itself. It was just a wall of text with rampant capitals and odd punctuation. What little I attempted to read looked a lot like spam I've received before. Trying to read it was difficult because I felt like all the words were trying to move around as I read them. To accurately describe how confused I was, I would have to hire an acclaimed actor (perhaps Ralph Fiennes) to portray my confusion accurately.
I don't normally out people like this, but it's honestly too weird not to share. See for yourself here.
I am literally so very confused...
ReplyDeleteI got lost after "my fish persona is whale shark." WTF.
ReplyDeleteQuick question: would anyone be interested in a series where I openly mock various people like this? It's a little mean spirited, but there are so many more like this, and it seems these people need to be put in their place.
ReplyDeleteShe sounds like a keeper!
ReplyDeleteThat site is the worst of all dating sites...It's essentially a booty call site. I would steer clear of that one if you actually want a quality girl.
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